All Movie Reviews
A Deadly Legend is Legendarily Bad [Review]
As a general rule, good horror movies have simple plots. In Halloween, Michael Myers breaks out of a mental asylum to terrorize Haddonfield and hunts Laurie Strode. In The Shining, Jack Torrance is dr...
The Beach House is a Bad Title for a Good Movie
Let me start off by being very honest; I expected to be fully underwhelmed by this movie. And, to be further honest, I didn’t change my mind for quite some time. The first, probably, third of t...
Elisabeth Moss is Spellbinding in Shirley [Review]
Josephine Decker’s Shirley is a dramatization focusing on renowned horror author Shirley Jackson, a writer as troubled as the very stories that made her infamous. The film catches...
The Hunt Should Have Picked a Lane [Blu-ray Review]
Craig Zobel’s The Hunt is a film rife with two things: violence and political commentary. But is it good? Well, it really depends on who you ask. The flick manages to take jabs at both...
WrestleMassacre isn’t Worthy of Its Cool Title [Review]
With a title like WrestleMassacre, you know what kind of movie you’re in for. And yet, I cannot overstate just how much this rubbish resembles a cross between a backwoods wrestling event and a n...
Darkness Falls is Like a Cop Movie Written By a Bot [Review]
Darkness Falls is a terrible title for a ghost story set in a town called Darkness Falls. It’s an even worse title for this, a gritty police procedural that features the reliably brilliant Shawn...
Scare Package is a Near Perfect Horror Anthology [Review]
Scare Package, Shudder’s latest must-watch, is an anthology so, even without knowing anything else about it, one’s guard is up. Anthologies are tough to get right chiefly because they&#x...
Friday the 13th [SteelBook Blu-ray Review]
There isn’t really much that I can say about Friday the 13th that hasn’t already been said over and over. So, with that in mind, I won’t attempt to say anything new. But I ...
Tainted Could Stand to Be More of an Exploitation Movie [Review]
Tainted has one of the most insane, homoerotic posters I’ve seen in quite some time. It’s a shame, then, that the movie itself is more subdued than its marketing material implies. The need...