Stalk and Slash
The Funhouse is Far From Perfect But Isn’t Without its Charms [Retrospective]
The Funhouse follows a group of teenagers on a double date at a traveling carnival. The group visits the fortuneteller, checks out some of the oddities on display, and has a fine time. ...
Wishcraft is Rife With Bad Dialogue and Acting [Retrospective]
High school student Brett Bumpers receives a bull penis in the mail that says it will grant the recipient three wishes. Almost immediately after his first wish, a rash of murders break out at Brett&#x...
Toolbox Murders (2004) is Significantly Better than the Original [Editorial]
Toolbox Murders (2004) is the rare exception – a remake that far surpasses the film on which it was based. This 2004 reimagining only loosely borrows from the 1978 original. It takes its t...
Varsity Blood is an Homage to ’80s Horror
Varsity Blood centers on a high school cheerleading squad and football team that take to an abandoned farmhouse for a Halloween celebration. They plan to screw, smoke drugs, and paint the town red. Wh...
Candyman Retrospective – Sweets to the Sweet
[soliloquy id=”3684″] Helen Lyle and her friend Bernadette are both working on their masters thesis. The topic they are focusing on is the existence of urban legends. They are breakin...
Jeepers Creepers Retrospective – Be Eating You
[soliloquy id=”4339″] Trish and her brother Darry are making the ten-hour drive from their college campus to their hometown. It’s spring break and the pair opts to take the scenic r...
Jeepers Creepers 2 Retrospective – The Creeper Returns
[soliloquy id=”4347″] Jeepers Creepers 2 picks up right after the first film leaves off. The Creeper is at the end of his feeding cycle but still has some snacking to do. While trolling fo...